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Overcoming Writer's Block
By James Williams
What is writer's block?
Well, I just can't think of a single
darn thing to say. Oh well, I'm
outta here!
Sound familiar? No! Oh, get real!
We've all experienced this
phenomenon when we absolutely have
to write something, particularly on
deadline. I'm talking about. . . .
.uh, I can't think of what the word
is.... . oh, yes, it's on the tip of
my tongue . . . it's:
WRITER'S
BLOCK!!!!
Whew! I feel better just getting
that out of my head and onto the
page!
Writer's block is the patron demon
of the blank page. You may
think you know EXACTLY what you're
going to write, but as soon as that
evil white screen appears before
you, your mind suddenly goes
completely blank. I'm not
talking about Zen meditation
stare-at-the-wall-until-enlightenment-hits
kind of blank.
I'm talking about sweat trickling
down the back of your neck, anguish
and panic and suffering kind of
blank. The tighter the deadline, the
worse the anguish of writer's block
gets.
Having said that, let me say it
again. "The tighter the deadline,
the worse the anguish of writer's
block gets." Now, can you figure out
what might possibly be causing this
horrible plunge into speechlessness?
The answer is obvious:
FEAR!
You are terrified of that blank
page. You are terrified you have
absolutely nothing of value to say.
You are afraid of the fear of
writer's block itself!
It doesn't necessarily matter if
you've done a decade of research and
all you have to do is string
sentences you can repeat in your
sleep together into coherent
paragraphs. Writer's block can
strike anyone at any time.
Based in fear, it
raises our doubts about our own
self-worth, but it's sneaky. It's
writer's block, after
all, so it doesn't just come and let
you know that. No, it makes you feel
like an idiot who just had your
frontal lobes removed through your
sinuses. If you dared to put forth
words into the greater world, they
would surely come out as gibberish!
Let's try and be rational with this
irrational demon. Let's make a
list of what might possibly be
beneath this terrible and terrifying
condition.
1.
Perfectionism. You must
absolutely produce a masterpiece
of literature straight off in
the first draft. Otherwise, you
qualify as a complete failure.
2. Editing instead of
composing. There's your
monkey-mind sitting on your
shoulder, yelling as soon as
you type "I was born?," no, not
that, that's wrong! That's
stupid! Correct correct correct
correct?
3.
Self-consciousness. How
can you think, let alone
write, when all you can manage
to do is pry the fingers of
writer's block away from your
throat enough so you can gasp in
a few shallow breaths? You're
not focusing on what you're
trying to write, your focusing
on those gnarly fingers around
your windpipe.
4.
Can't get started. It's
always the first sentence that's
the hardest. As writers, we all
know how EXTREMELY important the
first sentence is. It must be
brilliant! It must be unique! It
must hook your reader's from the
start! There's no way we can get
into writing the piece until we
get past this impossible first
sentence.
5.
Shattered concentration.
You're cat is sick. You suspect
your mate is cheating on you.
Your electricity might be
turned off any second. You have
a crush on the local UPS
deliveryman. You have a dinner
party planned for your
in-laws. You . . . Need I say
more. How can you possibly
concentrate with all this mental
clutter?
6.
Procrastination. It's
your favorite hobby. It's your
soul mate. It's the reason
you've knitted 60 argyle
sweaters or made 300 bookcases
in your garage workshop. It's
the reason you never run out of
Brie.
FACE IT...
It's one of the reasons you have
Writer's Block!
How to Overcome Writer's Block
Okay. I can hear that herd of you
running away from this article as
fast as you can. Absurd! you huff.
Never in a million years, you fume.
Writer's block is absolutely,
undeniably, scientifically proven to
be impossible to overcome.
Oh, just get over it! Well, I guess
it's not that easy. So try to sit
down for just a few minutes and
listen. All you have to do is listen
? you don't have to actually write a
single word.
Ah, there you all are again. I am
beginning to make you out now that
the cloud of dust is settling.
I am here
to tell you that .......WRITER'S
BLOCK CAN BE OVERCOME.
Please, remain seated.
There are ways to trick this nasty
demon. Pick one, pick several, and
give them a try. Soon, before you
even have a chance for your
heartbeat to accelerate, guess what?
You're writing.
Here are some tried and true
methods of overcoming writer's
block:
1.
Be prepared. The only
thing to fear is fear itself.
(I know, that's a cliché, but as
soon as you start writing, feel
free to improve on it.) If you
spend some time mulling over
your project before you actually
sit down to write, you may be
able to circumvent the worst of
the crippling panic.
2.
Forget perfectionism. No
one ever writes a masterpiece in
the first draft. Don't put any
expectations on your writing at
all! In fact, tell yourself
you're going to write absolute
garbage, and then give yourself
permission to happily stink up
your writing room.
3.
Compose instead of editing.
Never, never write your first
draft with your monkey-mind
sitting on your shoulder making
snide editorial comments.
Composing is a magical process.
It surpasses the conscious mind
by galaxies. It's even
incomprehensible to the
conscious, editorial,
monkey-mind.
So prepare
an ambush. Sit down at your
computer or your desk. Take a
deep breath and blow out all
your thoughts. Let your finger
hover over your keyboard or pick
up your pen. And then pull a
fake: appear to be about to
begin to write, but instead,
using your thumb and index
finger of your dominant hand,
flick that little annoying ugly
monkey back into the barrel of
laughs it came from.
Then jump
in quickly! Write, scribble,
scream, howl, let everything
loose, as long as you do it with
a pen or your computer keyboard.
4.
Forget the first sentence.
You can sweat over that
all-important one-liner when
you've finished your piece. Skip
it! Go for the middle or even
the end. Start wherever
you can. Chances are, when you
read it over, the first line
will be blinking its little neon
lights right at you from the
depths of your composition.
5. Concentration.
This is a hard one. Life throws
us so many curve balls. How
about thinking about your
writing time as a little
vacation from all those annoying
worries. Banish them! Create a
space, perhaps even a physical
one, where nothing exists except
the single present moment. If
one of those irritating worries
gets by you, stomp on it like
you would an ugly bug!
6.
Stop procrastinating.
Write an outline. Keep your
research notes within sight. Use
someone else's writing to get
going. Babble incoherently on
paper or on the computer if
you have to.
Just do it!
(I know, I stole that line from
somewhere!). Tack up anything that
could possibly help you to get
going: notes, outlines, pictures of
your grandmother. Put the cookie you
will be allowed to eat when you
finish your first draft within
sight, but out of reach.
Then pick up the
same type of writing that you need
to write, and read it. Then read it
again. Soon, trust me, the fear will
slowly fade away. As soon as
it does, grab your keyboard ? and
get
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